Well, see, what had happened was...

Ouch! That's going to be expensive. At least ya didn't get hurt or did you?

I was a little slow gettting up, but most of the peices were still together. That was the last straw for my leathers, though. I had that suit retired and turned into a jacket only.

Everything looks cool...except...ahh...just where's your right hand?

My hand is at an angle in the pic, I was using it to regale my audience with the tale of woe...

Owwee! At least you had the presence of mind, and dignity, to 'regale' your audience. I respect that - and the use of that word, to - by the way. You could have said 'amuse,' but you went the distance! Have a good weekend.