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A new tech is being offered by BMW today and will be free to anyone purchasing a new BMW today only, this technology translates road signs of any of hundreds of languages available. These include Japanese Shogun, Ancient Sumerian, Intelligent Alabaman, Orthodox Klingon and Pig Latin to name a few. No longer will language ignorance cause you to break the traffic laws wherever you ride.
 

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Ok, and it will work as you sit on the Dealers lot. Like all things BMW, we the purchasers are their only quality control department and will sort out the bugs for them with our numerous complaints and returns---and then be told that the problem is caused by the rider/ driver or they all do that.:biggrin:

Ford Motor Co, Europe now has car technology in place that senses the speed limits on signs and lowers speed accordingly, without driver approval or input. Of course, public safety is the concern;)

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Intelligent Alabaman...

Yeah, that's the moment I called 'b.s.'

The first thing any Intelligent Alabaman does is LEAVE!
 

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So Japanese Shogun and Orthodox Klingon are good choices to translate? Everyone speaks Pig Latin. The Ford tech is unfortunately no joke along with cars that apply the brakes when you see fit to not pay attention to what you are about to run into.
 

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