No information on Mississippi BMW dealers, but it's a slow afternoon, so. ....
Why is it Beemer and not Beamer? I would have thought BMer would be even more appropriate, but when I've had a BM in the past nobody much wanted anything to do with it.
What about: The Beemster, The Beeminheimer, the Beeminator, Beemeister MeisterWerger, El Beeme! ....
It seems kinda counter-productive to type any of these appellations when you can get away with a fraction of the letters at BMW and be even more accurately describing what you are talking about.
They don't call me Mister Pedantic for nothing.