Quick funny horn story....
Way back in 1970, I decided I needed a louder horn on my Honda CB350.
So I got a set of air horns and attached them to the crashbar facing forward.
And they were loud, so I had to take them out for a short ride.
Only a few blocks from home, some woman in a big station wagon started to
pull out in front of me from a side street that had kind of a steep approach to the main road. I laid on the air horns and she hit the brakes so hard that the front bumper of that big mushmobile hit the ground! LOL!!
Yup! The horns worked!
....But it got better!
A couple of miles away, on a street called Ridgewood Road in Maplewood N.J., there is a side street that merges into Ridgewood at about 30 degree angle.
And there is a stop sign at the end of that street, but I'd lived there long enough to know that NO ONE ever stopped or even slowed down for that
stop sign.
So I'm now heading down Ridgewood and through the trees I can see a car
approaching that merge at a good clip. He and are about to meet at the merge. Just as both of us get to the merge, I laid hard on the air horns again.
That guy locked up his brakes, smoking the tires!....and promptly got hit in the ass by the guy behind him because HE wasn't going to stop either!!!!
I laughed all the way home!!!


