[Porky]

How cold is it?

At 60 degrees: Californians start putting on sweaters.
At 50 degrees: Floridians already have two blankets on the bed.
At 40 degrees: Michiganders go swimming.
At 30 degrees: British cars refuse to start
At 20 degrees: Canadians shovel off the lawn chairs, and have a pool party.
At 10 degrees: Alaskans will finally put on a Tee-Shirt, when going outside to relieve themselves.
At 0 degrees: Korean cars refuse to start.
At -10 degrees: Canadians play football outdoors.
At -20 degrees: Californians have moved to Hawaii.
At -30 degrees: Alaskans will close the bathroom window.
At -40 degrees: German cars refuse to start.
At -50 degrees: Tennessee moonshine doubles in price.
At -60 degrees: Floridians have moved to California.
At -70 degrees: Canadians dry their laundry indoors.
At -80 degrees: Polar Bears start wishing for some global warming.
At -90 degrees: Politicians start putting their hands into their own pockets


Disclaimer: I plagiarized this from another site---my bad?

Sam:coffeescreen:

 

[Badlands-4-2]

I am glad to see that there is no temp at which Ford pickups refuse to start. That way I can still get to work all winter.

 

[soupy1957]

Speaking of Ford Trucks, I just changed out my battery for the Winter dead ahead of us. It was due.
Next the shocks and tires.

-Soupy

 

[Unkle Krusty]

Hard to start.

At minus 20 my day old Saturn refused to start. My 1941 Ford tractor did.
At the Saturn dealer I told the other non staring Saturn owners that story many times. Batteries are in the trunk. If down a bit, not enough juice made it to the starter. they drop volts while sitting in the lot. I got them to put in a new battery.
We need to buy our moonshine early to avoid price increases.

Unkle Crusty*

 

[Stainlesstehle]

Olds Aurora had the battery under the back seat, bet those passengers prey it never explodes while they're in the car LOL

 

[Badlands-4-2]

Olds Aurora had the battery under the back seat, bet those passengers prey it never explodes while they're in the car LOL

My old VW Beetle has the battery under the rear seat too. Have to put a rubber floor mat over it. That way if you hit a bump, the seat springs do not make contact with the battery posts. Ask me, and my son, how I know.

 

[Bines]

How do y'all know?

 

[chrylent]

Great. Thanks for the informations. And that was really funny that politicians will start keeping their hands in the pockets. LOL.

 

[New2this]

At -9000000000 degrees, the Cubs win the World Series

 

[Critter]

At -9000000000 degrees, the Cubs win the World Series

Is that where hell freezes over?

 

[New2this]

Is that where hell freezes over?

Why yes sir it is