A poem for all

OTD · 02-11-2010, 07:12 PM

Heres a little poem I made up I call it Whiny Metric Rider

Oh why don't Harley riders wave back
Is it a moral compass they lack
Or maybe their ole lady would fall off the back
Why don't Harley riders wave back

Oh why do fat women yell "get a Harley"
And why do they always smell of stale hops and barley
If I had one would I give them a ride? not hardly
Why do fat women always yell "get a Harley"

Oh why do Harley riders dress like pirates
And if you ask them they get quite irate
If my clothes had that many buckles for work I'd be late
Why do Harley riders dress like pirates

sirgilbert357 · 02-11-2010, 07:36 PM

Uhm...

Sometimes its better NOT to share. Just sayin...

Prodigy · 02-11-2010, 09:42 PM

A+ for effort my man....

Tdubb · 02-11-2010, 11:43 PM

.... but C-. don't quit your day job

porange · 02-12-2010, 08:41 AM

From the title I thought you'd be bashing jap bike riders.. but that was more insulting to the Harley guys!

And, FWIW, pirate and irate do not rhyme.

OTD · 02-12-2010, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by porange

From the title I thought you'd be bashing jap bike riders.. but that was more insulting to the Harley guys!

And, FWIW, pirate and irate do not rhyme.

Wrong It's meant to be just as stupid as the subject and the stereotypes. And I realize that as a poet I make a pretty good mechanic.

4Raven · 02-12-2010, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by OTD

Wrong It's meant to be just as stupid as the subject and the stereotypes. And I realize that as a poet I make a pretty good mechanic.

......... glad you stated that ....I was keeping it to myself...

It was a little confusing...

750killshin · 02-12-2010, 09:27 AM

Forget all y'all I'm getting this tattooed on my back tonight it's so great. You're #1 OTD!

Badlands-4-2 · 02-12-2010, 09:34 AM

I am not much of a poet, so I know I could not do better. Yours was a good try. Made me smile.

sirgilbert357 · 02-12-2010, 11:06 AM

I love this never ending theme of "So and so is a whiny ______ rider." Yet 95% of us pretty much say over and over "Its not WHAT you ride just that you DO ride."

PerrySB · 02-12-2010, 11:14 AM

Could it be that Harley riders don’t wave back because the bike shakes so bad they are afraid to let go?

badinfluence63 · 02-12-2010, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by PerrySB

Could it be that Harley riders don’t wave back because the bike shakes so bad they are afraid to let go?

Come on you own a RK you know we can't let go because we can't afford the parts when they rattle off.

XIDshooter · 02-12-2010, 07:54 PM

I wave to every rider I see,but its funny that a good deal of Harley riders don't wave back.
I wonder if it's because I'm waving first they think I must be riding a metric.

And I DO NOT dress like a pirate.............Most of the time.

Tdubb · 02-12-2010, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by 750killshin

Forget all y'all I'm getting this tattooed on my back tonight it's so great. You're #1 OTD!

LOL, I wanna see that.

oldschool900 · 02-12-2010, 09:15 PM

love the poem they dont wave cause their jealous

badinfluence63 · 02-12-2010, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by oldschool900

love the poem they dont wave cause their jealous

That is so true. I mean where else can you buy something as cheap and disposable, similar to a bic lighter? I mean you could ride for years and years. Then when it breaks you just throw it away and get another cheapy and repeat.

Those darn crappy harleys...... you end up keeping them for generations and generations while their value goes up.

PerrySB · 02-12-2010, 10:44 PM

John I just tossed that out there for you. Yes I do like the RK. Get it back next week.

oldschool900 · 02-12-2010, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by badinfluence63

That is so true. I mean where else can you buy something as cheap and disposable, similar to a bic lighter? I mean you could ride for years and years. Then when it breaks you just throw it away and get another cheapy and repeat.

Those darn crappy harleys...... you end up keeping them for generations and generations while their value goes up.

why didnt i think of that had 2 harleys got more for them than i paid when i sold them just glad their gone

badinfluence63 · 02-12-2010, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by PerrySB

John I just tossed that out there for you. Yes I do like the RK. Get it back next week.

And I was down with the humor,shrink.

Its all good all the time.

badinfluence63 · 02-12-2010, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by oldschool900

why didnt i think of that had 2 harleys got more for them than i paid when i sold them just glad their gone

And their probably just as glad to be away from you and hopefully to a better home too

.

67fire · 02-13-2010, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by badinfluence63

And their probably just as glad to be away from you and hopefully to a better home too

.

Probably in one of those bon fires that you are so proud of.

Eric

Biker Dash · 02-13-2010, 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by 67fire

Probably in one of those bon fires that you are so proud of.

Eric

Why waste a perfectly good fire when you could use it to roast a pig or something...

67fire · 02-13-2010, 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Animedevildog

Why waste a perfectly good fire when you could use it to roast a pig or something...

A Hog?
Or perhaps Harley's last attempt at a sport touring bike...

It sold well in China.

Eric

Biker Dash · 02-13-2010, 03:52 AM

Speaking of obscure HD bikes... I think I have found the most powerful Harley Davidson yet...

sirgilbert357 · 02-13-2010, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by 67fire

A Hog?
Or perhaps Harley's last attempt at a sport touring bike...

It sold well in China.

Eric

Which hog? I see two...

PerrySB · 02-13-2010, 10:25 AM

That is probably China's version of the Vulcan. Remember it is the metrics that love all the extra plastic

67fire · 02-13-2010, 11:17 AM

Perry, the chrome you pay extra for.

Eric

4Raven · 02-13-2010, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by PerrySB

That is probably China's version of the Vulcan. Remember it is the metrics that love all the extra plastic

OUCH!!!

sirgilbert357 · 02-13-2010, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by 67fire

Perry, the chrome you pay extra for.

Eric

You pay for it over the long haul with worse gas mileage too! LOL

badinfluence63 · 02-13-2010, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by 67fire

Probably in one of those bon fires that you are so proud of.

Eric

That has absolutely never ever happened to a harley. On the other hand to jap bikes all the time and for generations. Wonder why that is?

I've hoisted a few jap burning suares and its exhillerating.

oldschool900 · 02-13-2010, 04:56 PM

all u got to do is wave

badinfluence63 · 02-13-2010, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by oldschool900

all u got to do is wave

Does it have to be with all my fingers,lol.

Biker Dash · 02-13-2010, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badinfluence63

That has absolutely never ever happened to a harley. On the other hand to jap bikes all the time and for generations. Wonder why that is?

I've hoisted a few jap burning suares and its exhillerating.

Really now...
I would like to see you try that to my bike. It's one of those POS Jap bikes, as you so kindly refer to them as. Go ahead...

I might even hand it to you to do so with, on ONE condition. You first buy me a brand spanking new XR-1200.

You do that, and I will personally give you my Shadow to do with as you will.

badinfluence63 · 02-13-2010, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Animedevildog

Really now...
I would like to see you try that to my bike. It's one of those POS Jap bikes, as you so kindly refer to them as. Go ahead...

I might even hand it to you to do so with, on ONE condition. You first buy me a brand spanking new XR-1200.

You do that, and I will personally give you my Shadow to do with as you will.

I didn't have to steal anybody's bike. You can pick up one for about 50-75 bucks, hoist it up with a chain because ropes burn and charge 5$ a whack and a shot till its paid off then burn it.

If I was a rich guy I would buy you one of those XR1200 because I think you really are a Harley guy in sheeps clothing.

Biker Dash · 02-13-2010, 06:43 PM

Not a Harley Guy, just someone who appreciates good rides, and I think the Sportster is one of the best Harley has given us. And the XR looks to be the best of the bunch in my opinion.

67fire · 02-13-2010, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badinfluence63

I've hoisted a few jap burning suares and its exhillerating.

Do you also burn crosses in other peoples yards?
How do you get your sheets so white?

Eric

badinfluence63 · 02-13-2010, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by 67fire

Do you also burn crosses in other peoples yards?

Eric

No I don't, thats against the law. I'm a good citizen who doesn't like sport bikes.

PerrySB · 02-13-2010, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Do you also burn crosses in other peoples yards?
How do you get your sheets so white?

You been looking in my backyard.

Sheets, well we wash them you should try it some time.

4Raven · 02-14-2010, 07:05 AM

Now Now Boys it is Valentine's Day.....play nice!!!

ninjaridaz · 02-14-2010, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badinfluence63

That has absolutely never ever happened to a harley. On the other hand to jap bikes all the time and for generations. Wonder why that is?

I've hoisted a few jap burning suares and its exhillerating.

HD's are too expensive and too heavy to hang from a tree. It's much more satisfying to out accelerate them from a stop light after an ear splitting display of noise but no power. The look of futile fury while they try to catch up makes laugh out loud in my full face helmet. BTW, fat women only ride on hd's.

02-11-2010, 07:36 PM	#2
sirgilbert357 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Dallas Posts: 1,810	Uhm... Sometimes its better NOT to share. Just sayin... __________________ My key to happiness says "Kawasaki" on it.

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sirgilbert357 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Dallas Posts: 1,810	I love this never ending theme of "So and so is a whiny ______ rider." Yet 95% of us pretty much say over and over "Its not WHAT you ride just that you DO ride." __________________ My key to happiness says "Kawasaki" on it.

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02-11-2010, 07:12 PM	#1
OTD Ole Hamburger Hands Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Norman OK Posts: 4,796	A poem for all Heres a little poem I made up I call it Whiny Metric Rider Oh why don't Harley riders wave back Is it a moral compass they lack Or maybe their ole lady would fall off the back Why don't Harley riders wave back Oh why do fat women yell "get a Harley" And why do they always smell of stale hops and barley If I had one would I give them a ride? not hardly Why do fat women always yell "get a Harley" Oh why do Harley riders dress like pirates And if you ask them they get quite irate If my clothes had that many buckles for work I'd be late Why do Harley riders dress like pirates

02-11-2010, 09:42 PM	#3
Prodigy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Miami Posts: 610	A+ for effort my man....

02-11-2010, 11:43 PM	#4
Tdubb Super Moderator Join Date: May 2008 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 2,189	.... but C-. don't quit your day job

02-12-2010, 08:41 AM	#5
porange Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 1,651	From the title I thought you'd be bashing jap bike riders.. but that was more insulting to the Harley guys! And, FWIW, pirate and irate do not rhyme.

02-12-2010, 09:27 AM	#8
750killshin peanuts choot choot Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Austin Tx Posts: 706	Forget all y'all I'm getting this tattooed on my back tonight it's so great. You're #1 OTD!

02-12-2010, 09:34 AM	#9
Badlands-4-2 Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Badlands of North Dakota Posts: 9,653	I am not much of a poet, so I know I could not do better. Yours was a good try. Made me smile.

02-12-2010, 11:14 AM	#11
PerrySB Fallen Riders Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Northern California Posts: 511	Could it be that Harley riders don’t wave back because the bike shakes so bad they are afraid to let go?

02-12-2010, 07:54 PM	#13
XIDshooter A nice guy,...really..why are you laughing? Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: ANARCHIE RD 3km> Posts: 454	I wave to every rider I see,but its funny that a good deal of Harley riders don't wave back. I wonder if it's because I'm waving first they think I must be riding a metric. And I DO NOT dress like a pirate.............Most of the time.

02-12-2010, 09:15 PM	#15
oldschool900 Master At Arms Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: longs south carolina (15 mi myrtle beach Posts: 186	love the poem they dont wave cause their jealous

02-12-2010, 10:44 PM	#17
PerrySB Fallen Riders Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Northern California Posts: 511	John I just tossed that out there for you. Yes I do like the RK. Get it back next week.

02-13-2010, 03:52 AM	#24
Biker Dash Site Brony and Troll Eater Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Waterville, Maine (USA) Posts: 7,597	Speaking of obscure HD bikes... I think I have found the most powerful Harley Davidson yet...

02-13-2010, 10:25 AM	#26
PerrySB Fallen Riders Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Northern California Posts: 511	That is probably China's version of the Vulcan. Remember it is the metrics that love all the extra plastic

02-13-2010, 11:17 AM	#27
67fire Banned Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Reno, Nevada Posts: 4,417	Perry, the chrome you pay extra for. Eric

02-13-2010, 04:56 PM	#31
oldschool900 Master At Arms Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: longs south carolina (15 mi myrtle beach Posts: 186	all u got to do is wave

02-13-2010, 06:43 PM	#35
Biker Dash Site Brony and Troll Eater Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Waterville, Maine (USA) Posts: 7,597	Not a Harley Guy, just someone who appreciates good rides, and I think the Sportster is one of the best Harley has given us. And the XR looks to be the best of the bunch in my opinion.

02-14-2010, 07:05 AM	#39
4Raven Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Ohio Posts: 6,080	Now Now Boys it is Valentine's Day.....play nice!!!