What a real woman does

OTD · 12-31-2010, 01:20 PM

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and

never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and

comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live

without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his

deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man

in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy,

seductive, and invincible. . .

No wait... Sorry... I'm thinking of beer.

That's what beer does...

Never mind.

Badlands-4-2 · 12-31-2010, 02:23 PM

Here I thought you were going all soft on us...... Funny.

JBorg · 01-02-2011, 08:54 AM

LOL awesome. For a while, I was thinking of sending this to my wife!!

4Raven · 01-02-2011, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by JBorg

LOL awesome. For a while, I was thinking of sending this to my wife!!

LOL go ahead, but make sure a video is running...I wouldn't want to miss anything....

CharlesW · 01-02-2011, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OTD

A real woman is a man's best friend.

She will never stand him up and never let him down.

She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man
in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. . .

No wait... Sorry... I'm thinking of beer.

That's what beer does...

Never mind.

Got me!

Actually you were describing my wife almost perfectly.

Charles

Biker Dash · 01-02-2011, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CharlesW

Got me!

Actually you were describing my wife almost perfectly.

Charles

your married to beer? o_O

Stainlesstehle · 01-03-2011, 12:22 AM

Pssh, I'll send it to my wife. I thought it was about her in the beginning too

12-31-2010, 01:20 PM	#1
OTD Ole Hamburger Hands Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Norman OK Posts: 5,002	What a real woman does A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. . . No wait... Sorry... I'm thinking of beer. That's what beer does... Never mind. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Stainlesstehle A legend in his own mind Join Date: May 2010 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 2,020	Pssh, I'll send it to my wife. I thought it was about her in the beginning too __________________ God Bless You -Mark-

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12-31-2010, 02:23 PM	#2
Badlands-4-2 Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Badlands of North Dakota Posts: 9,703	Here I thought you were going all soft on us...... Funny.

01-02-2011, 08:54 AM	#3
JBorg Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Long Island Posts: 746	LOL awesome. For a while, I was thinking of sending this to my wife!!