Choopers done HIDIOUSLY! O_O

Biker Dash · 01-14-2012, 06:32 PM

Yeah, there are some BEAUTIFUL bikes out there. Some machines that make you want to step back and break out the white gloves, they are so sweet...

Sadly, there is also the other side of the bell curve, and I wish to dedicate this thread to them. Maybe, just maybe, someone who is thinking about building a chopper will look here and be scarred into a frenzy of machine perfection!

Here is my first submissions for your viewing displeasure =(

You Tube

MikeK77 · 01-14-2012, 09:15 PM

That video has one butt ugly exhaust....and the wires for the "flame throwers" don't help

Squally · 01-15-2012, 10:40 AM

LOL...I'm calling "shenanigans" on that last picture...It looks like some photoshop creation, and that just CAN'T be real!

Badlands-4-2 · 01-15-2012, 12:01 PM

This monstrosity was an obvious choice for this thread. Paul Sr.'s epic fail in the bike build off. His flame throwing snowmobile cross over.

MikeK77 · 01-15-2012, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Badlands-4-2

This monstrosity was an obvious choice for this thread. Paul Sr.'s epic fail in the bike build off. His flame throwing snowmobile cross over.

I thought this was his bike..

Biker Dash · 01-19-2012, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Badlands-4-2

This monstrosity was an obvious choice for this thread. Paul Sr.'s epic fail in the bike build off. His flame throwing snowmobile cross over.

A Spyder on angel dust?

trixter · 01-19-2012, 02:20 AM

looks like a hunterkiller flying machine from terminator

I would proudly roll into work with that though (I work as a professional geek at a geek company that is large enough to have their own private geek only parking lot which would make it more amusing)

Biker Dash · 01-26-2012, 05:40 PM

Here is one looks like was done by a chop shop filled with drunk rednecks!

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/mcy/2812697044.html

Squally · 01-26-2012, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Animedevildog

Here is one looks like was done by a chop shop filled with drunk rednecks!

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/mcy/2812697044.html

^^^ Did you notice the cup holder on the handlebar? I'm guessing that's for holding Busch pounders not Starbucks lattes

Badlands-4-2 · 01-26-2012, 07:58 PM

That can not be a trike. I count 5 wheels. Does that make it a Pent?

rebel · 07-23-2012, 08:20 PM

more ugly bikes.

allen_okc · 07-26-2012, 09:08 AM

This fugly wooden motorcycle actually is a running bike...

allen_okc · 07-26-2012, 09:12 AM

i feel embarrassed - i know the guys that helped Sr build this thing - Shawn Lawless and his crew... who did the electric motor power set up and wiring...
i just felt Sr wasnt taking that showdown very seriously...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Badlands-4-2

This monstrosity was an obvious choice for this thread. Paul Sr.'s epic fail in the bike build off. His flame throwing snowmobile cross over.

Badlands-4-2 · 07-26-2012, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by allen_okc

This fugly wooden motorcycle actually is a running bike...

When I was a kid I built a wodden go cart. Lots of fun and splinters.

sure · 07-26-2012, 12:34 PM

just click the link and look at any of these...
http://www.orangecountychoppers.com/chopper-gallery

allen_okc · 07-26-2012, 02:19 PM

it amazes me how OCC builds a stupid looking bike, call it great and people buy into it...

personally i think they should fire their designer, hire me and through away that theme crap...

Biker Dash · 07-26-2012, 07:28 PM

Not all of their bikes are over the top tacky... Some of them are pretty decent.
Then again, the Icee and Pez bikes...

Badlands-4-2 · 07-27-2012, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Animedevildog

Not all of their bikes are over the top tacky... Some of them are pretty decent.
Then again, the Icee and Pez bikes...

It appears as though those bikes were so nasty that the image host refused to allow linking.

allen_okc · 07-27-2012, 08:53 AM

i will have to admit, seeing the Chesapeake Chopper on TV wasnt as impressive as in seeing it in real life... This is a picture of me on the OCC Chesapeake Chopper...

I dont know if this qualifies as the ugliest bike, but the rider is pretty fugly... doh!!!

Biker Dash · 07-27-2012, 09:01 AM

Give me a moment... I will find postable examples of hidious OCC bikes.

Klrlindy63 · 07-28-2012, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by allen_okc

it amazes me how OCC builds a stupid looking bike, call it great and people buy into it...

personally i think they should fire their designer, hire me and through away that theme crap...

When Paul Jr left, so did the talent!

allen_okc · 07-30-2012, 08:16 AM

i here ya Klrlindy - the only thing with Paul Jr, he tends to experiment to much with the front forks of his bikes, other than that i like his bikes a whole lot better...

OCC does once in while put out a awesome motorcycle, but only once in a while...

Klrlindy63 · 07-31-2012, 08:51 PM

Exactly right Allen! I dont like that Jason kid, I think that's his name. Always shooting off his mouth, but that seems to be the way that place operates.
I just drove past OCC's dealership last week, was real tempted to stop in, had been driving for 5 hours and was towing my boat home.

boostedfx2 · 09-06-2012, 04:05 PM

interesting crap lol

Gunner75 · 09-10-2012, 09:49 PM

Not a fan of choppers myself. They are beautiful bikes, but ive yet to come across one that was easy on the ass and back. OCC did some great work, and ive heard that if the series isn't revived by this new build they are doing could result in losing senior all together from the show.

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trixter Cyborg in training Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Sacramento Posts: 757	looks like a hunterkiller flying machine from terminator I would proudly roll into work with that though (I work as a professional geek at a geek company that is large enough to have their own private geek only parking lot which would make it more amusing) __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

01-26-2012, 05:40 PM	#8
Biker Dash Site Brony and Troll Eater Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Waterville, Maine (USA) Posts: 7,601	Here is one looks like was done by a chop shop filled with drunk rednecks! http://kansascity.craigslist.org/mcy/2812697044.html __________________ 03 Yahama V-max 03 Dodge Ram 1500

07-26-2012, 07:28 PM	#17
Biker Dash Site Brony and Troll Eater Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Waterville, Maine (USA) Posts: 7,601	Not all of their bikes are over the top tacky... Some of them are pretty decent. Then again, the Icee and Pez bikes... __________________ 03 Yahama V-max 03 Dodge Ram 1500

07-27-2012, 09:01 AM	#20
Biker Dash Site Brony and Troll Eater Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Waterville, Maine (USA) Posts: 7,601	Give me a moment... I will find postable examples of hidious OCC bikes. __________________ 03 Yahama V-max 03 Dodge Ram 1500

01-15-2012, 10:40 AM	#3
Squally Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: New Jersey Posts: 277	LOL...I'm calling "shenanigans" on that last picture...It looks like some photoshop creation, and that just CAN'T be real!

01-15-2012, 12:01 PM	#4
Badlands-4-2 Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Badlands of North Dakota Posts: 9,666	This monstrosity was an obvious choice for this thread. Paul Sr.'s epic fail in the bike build off. His flame throwing snowmobile cross over.

01-26-2012, 07:58 PM	#10
Badlands-4-2 Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Badlands of North Dakota Posts: 9,666	That can not be a trike. I count 5 wheels. Does that make it a Pent?

07-23-2012, 08:20 PM	#11
rebel Motorcyclist Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 10	more ugly bikes.

07-26-2012, 12:34 PM	#15
sure Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Indy,IN Posts: 280	just click the link and look at any of these... http://www.orangecountychoppers.com/chopper-gallery

07-26-2012, 02:19 PM	#16
allen_okc Verified Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Oklahoma City Posts: 69	it amazes me how OCC builds a stupid looking bike, call it great and people buy into it... personally i think they should fire their designer, hire me and through away that theme crap...

07-30-2012, 08:16 AM	#22
allen_okc Verified Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Oklahoma City Posts: 69	i here ya Klrlindy - the only thing with Paul Jr, he tends to experiment to much with the front forks of his bikes, other than that i like his bikes a whole lot better... OCC does once in while put out a awesome motorcycle, but only once in a while...

07-31-2012, 08:51 PM	#23
Klrlindy63 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: NJ Posts: 988	Exactly right Allen! I dont like that Jason kid, I think that's his name. Always shooting off his mouth, but that seems to be the way that place operates. I just drove past OCC's dealership last week, was real tempted to stop in, had been driving for 5 hours and was towing my boat home.

09-06-2012, 04:05 PM	#24
boostedfx2 Motorcyclist Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 2	interesting crap lol

09-10-2012, 09:49 PM	#25
Gunner75 Senior Member Join Date: May 2012 Location: Jackson Center Ohio Posts: 218	Not a fan of choppers myself. They are beautiful bikes, but ive yet to come across one that was easy on the ass and back. OCC did some great work, and ive heard that if the series isn't revived by this new build they are doing could result in losing senior all together from the show.

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