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Yeah... I know I will probably burn in Hell for this one.
(Actually, I'm gonna take over and turn it into one big party crib for me and my friends) Anyways, Today while doin Farm Town on Facebook with the better half of me, I came to her farm, and I portaled onto her farm, standing on a lake. I could NOT pass the opportuinity up. I changed my name, and went back, and took a screenshot. I shared it on FB... and the conversation that followed I have to say is both priceless and probably worthy of eternal damnation LMAO!!! Therefor, I submit to you the convo (and pic) of me and my girlfriend poking fun at religion! (NOTE: Names and pics of those other than me have been changed so they dont follow me to hell) ![]() Justin P. Emery: Just dont take the plugs out of my feet, or I'll sink like a ****ing stone!16 minutes ago Like o The Girlfriend: lmao and im the virgin mary oh yes indeedy ha ha ha :0) xxx16 minutes ago Like o Justin P. Emery: Give me a second, and you'll just be "Mary"14 minutes ago Like o Justin P. Emery: Would that make me a "mother****er"?14 minutes ago Like o The Girlfriend: ha ha ha grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr oh will i now and dare i say i would make your world rock too ha ha ha wont be walking on water then will you :0) xxxxx12 minutes ago Like o Justin P. Emery: Stoned to death... but with a smile ![]() If I'm on my back, at least it will be pointing in the right direction! 10 minutes ago Like o The Girlfriend: lol ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you like cowboy style then do you ha ha ha9 minutes ago Like o A Friend: lol9 minutes ago Like o Justin P. Emery: Well, they always said I was a cowboy...Just gotta wonder, do I scream "OH GOD! OH GOD!" or "OH DADDY! OH DADDY!" 8 minutes ago Like o Justin P. Emery: Now that sounds TOOO Catholic!7 minutes ago Like o The Girlfriend: lol hmmmmmmmmmmm what ever you desire to scream ha ha ha just goes to show immmmm good very good lol :0) xxxxx6 minutes ago Like o The Girlfriend: and dare i ask if i worship you on my knees what temptations may be before me :0) xxxxx5 minutes ago Like o Justin P. Emery: Since your the Angel of Paradise, you gonna give me my 72 virgins now?5 minutes ago Like o Justin P. Emery: Well, I offer my Rod and my Staff...4 minutes ago Like o The Girlfriend: mmmmmmm no i thinks i will suffice i have my way and my charms as you so knows lmao :0) xxxxx4 minutes ago Like o Justin P. Emery: Ah, the last temptation and the last supper in one package!3 minutes ago Like o The Girlfriend: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yes indeedy now how can you resist xxxx2 minutes ago Like
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You missed one vital element. You need to have Pat Robertson standing at the water's edge screwing a sheep.
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I couldn't find a suitable Irishman for the job...
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Ain't funny, Anime...
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