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Old 06-24-2012, 01:29 PM   #1
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Yeah... I know I will probably burn in Hell for this one.
(Actually, I'm gonna take over and turn it into one big party crib for me and my friends)

Anyways, Today while doin Farm Town on Facebook with the better half of me, I came to her farm, and I portaled onto her farm, standing on a lake. I could NOT pass the opportuinity up. I changed my name, and went back, and took a screenshot. I shared it on FB... and the conversation that followed I have to say is both priceless and probably worthy of eternal damnation LMAO!!!

Therefor, I submit to you the convo (and pic) of me and my girlfriend poking fun at religion!
(NOTE: Names and pics of those other than me have been changed so they dont follow me to hell)



Justin P. Emery: Just dont take the plugs out of my feet, or I'll sink like a ****ing stone!
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The Girlfriend: lmao and im the virgin mary oh yes indeedy ha ha ha :0) xxx
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Justin P. Emery: Give me a second, and you'll just be "Mary"
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Justin P. Emery: Would that make me a "mother****er"?
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The Girlfriend: ha ha ha grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr oh will i now and dare i say i would make your world rock too ha ha ha wont be walking on water then will you :0) xxxxx
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Justin P. Emery: Stoned to death... but with a smile
If I'm on my back, at least it will be pointing in the right direction!
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The Girlfriend: lol ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you like cowboy style then do you ha ha ha
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A Friend: lol
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Justin P. Emery: Well, they always said I was a cowboy...
Just gotta wonder, do I scream "OH GOD! OH GOD!" or "OH DADDY! OH DADDY!"
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Justin P. Emery: Now that sounds TOOO Catholic!
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The Girlfriend: lol hmmmmmmmmmmm what ever you desire to scream ha ha ha just goes to show immmmm good very good lol :0) xxxxx
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The Girlfriend: and dare i ask if i worship you on my knees what temptations may be before me :0) xxxxx
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Justin P. Emery: Since your the Angel of Paradise, you gonna give me my 72 virgins now?
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Justin P. Emery: Well, I offer my Rod and my Staff...
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The Girlfriend: mmmmmmm no i thinks i will suffice i have my way and my charms as you so knows lmao :0) xxxxx
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Justin P. Emery: Ah, the last temptation and the last supper in one package!
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The Girlfriend: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yes indeedy now how can you resist xxxx
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Old 06-24-2012, 05:39 PM   #2
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You missed one vital element. You need to have Pat Robertson standing at the water's edge screwing a sheep.
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I couldn't find a suitable Irishman for the job...
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Ain't funny, Anime...

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