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BH121869
12-20-2008, 12:52 PM
Last summer I was in the DFW airport waiting on my plane when I saw two biker guys. I went over and found out the one was visiting from Ireland and the other was from England on business. I told them I was, at the time, living in Texas and road motorcycles also.. We decided that we all had time to go have a drink and talk.
After we got our drinks the Englishman said that in his hometown of Cambridge, there is one biker bar that he likes to ride to. He said that after you buy two drinks, every third one is free.
We all thought this was a good deal.
After two more drinks I remembered an outlaw biker bar in Fort Worth where I had visited once. I told them about it and that, if they know you, every other drink was free and it was full of beautiful young females.
They both said they would like to go there ASAP and asked for directions. We discussed motorcycles for a while and compared experiences.
After a few more drinks the Irishman said that in his hometown of Dublin there is a new biker pub that buys all of your drinks, yes all of them. Not only that but after drinking about eight or nine they escort you into the backroom and you get to make, you know? Wh--pee all night. Well the Englishman and I were speechless for a moment and then asked how often does he go there?
He said that he actually had not gone there yet but he said,,,,, me two sisters have.
I was still laughing as I got on my plane.

Goliath616
12-20-2008, 05:50 PM
ROFLMAO :D that's a good one

rwhitesr
01-03-2009, 10:36 PM
that is a good one

GSXR600K2_925
01-06-2009, 02:50 PM
haha

tiger315
01-16-2009, 05:10 PM
lol awesome

wawadave
01-17-2009, 07:04 PM
hmmm i can,t top that one! lol

SOG
03-04-2009, 08:34 PM
You should ask him where that Bar is :D

Patriot
03-11-2009, 03:02 PM
lmao

Zadok
03-11-2009, 03:05 PM
lol.....

Stever525
03-11-2009, 05:06 PM
I'm still laughing after 5 minutes. lol

MagikMan74
03-12-2009, 09:56 AM
Haha!

Bojangles1983
03-26-2009, 11:53 PM
nice

black27696
04-08-2009, 02:35 PM
hilarious!

Hawkeye
04-09-2009, 02:24 PM
Awesome... that was a brilliant joke... although I spent about 5 minutes trying to figure out if they went to the outlaw bar ASAP or not, haha!

bolee63p
04-28-2009, 05:47 AM
I have to remember that one!!!

woad-3
05-22-2009, 05:49 PM
haha