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Joe28
10-22-2008, 10:51 AM
I've been riding on 2 wheels since '66, racing motorcycles since '68, raced/owned I bet 100 bikes over the years.
All dependable! Some dependable to get you through the entire race or home from far away, and some dependable that you KNEW you would be stranded by them!
Triumphs that sucked valves if you over reved them, Suzukis that ate pistons every moto, Cagiva's that the carb needed to be re-jetted ever 2 degrees or 10' of elevation. BSAs and Harley that dripped oil, Royal Enfields that vibrated EVERY bolt loose.
But, over the years, even bikes I HATED, (as a support rider for Kawi in '87-'88, they made me race a KX 500. Scariest bike I ever rode)!:eek:, they always were even tempered until................
I retired from off road racing to foolin'@ on trials bikes and road bikes, (just too many nagging injuries).:(
The club I joined, most guys have Gold Wings.
Well, I don't want to stand out, I'll get one too!:p
So, my quest for a Wing brings me to E bay late last summer.
A 1995 1500 Interstate came up for bidding. I looked at it, seems it was a former N.J. police bike, a guy had bought a few of them and was selling them.
Low miles, bad alt., a little "grungy" but looked ok.
Few bidders, so I toss a bid and won!:)
I haul it back in a "big ass" U haul truck, strip it down, rip all the police wiring off it, (no wonder they smoked the alt, all the crap they had wired into the electrical system).
Clean/polish EVERYTHING, change all the fluids, engine drive belt, everything I could think of.
Spend a pile of money on all the usual "goodies guys put on Wings.
I take for a few rides before the cold weather hits and park it in eager anticpation of next years fun!
2008 riding season comes and I haul the "Black Wing" out.
First ride I KNEW that bike was EVIL, it hated me!:confused::eek:
I had a friend and my wife buy 2 gremlin bells, a few more goodies to try to win it over, but I KNEW first chance it had I was going down BIG time on it!
It never skipped a beat in the motor, handled wrong, just a,BADfeeling I got on it!:confused:
We rode it 3 months and I told my wife about it.
She said I was crazy, but one day it was in the yard, I had been polishing it.
She was reading the paper on the edge of our deck like she does alot. She got up, fell and broke both her ankles!
I'm sure this bike did it!!:eek:
I parked it and was NOT going to rideTHAT bike again.
It wasn't my riding skills. The only time I feel "normal" is on a bike. I can adapt to any bike in a short time. From years of racing I have pretty good handling skills. It was THAT bike!
When I told her I was going to sell it, she was ticked, "you did all that work and spent all that $$ on it and now your gonna sell it? Are you nuts"?
I took a bunch of pics of it and sent it to the block on E bay one day while she was on the couch mending the ankles.
A guy bought it to ship to his son in Italy. I told him I was selling it cuz I was "uncomfortable on it".
I've since bought 3 bikes and all of them have, "good Mo-Jo"
So, beware when you buy a bike,............................:eek:
Joe
I ride, therefore I am!;)

a1c_joker
10-22-2008, 12:04 PM
Still got any of those pics? I'd be interested in just seeing this "Christine" bike. Sounds interesting.

Joe28
10-23-2008, 08:34 AM
Nope!:)
I, "excersiced" that part too, by deleting all the pics out of the camera.
To the untrained eye, the Wing looked like all the others, (except it had been painted black by the N.J. police dept).
I just happy it didn't hurt me!:eek:
Joe
I ride, hterefore I am!:p

GI Jack
10-23-2008, 11:25 AM
Its from NJ, this state is the epitome of evil.

Joe28
10-23-2008, 11:58 AM
I dunno about the state, but I figured that a Pric* cop ran the bike and did nasty things to people, cuz he was "possesed" but the evil of the bike!
That's just one guy with a vivid imagation!
Joe:p
What was that noise?:eek:

GI Jack
10-23-2008, 02:17 PM
I dunno about the state, but I figured that a Pric* cop ran the bike and did nasty things to people, cuz he was "possesed" but the evil of the bike!
That's just one guy with a vivid imagation!
Joe:p
What was that noise?:eek:
I do. I'ved lived there most of my life.

Its called Dirty Jerzey for a reason.

chipps61
10-25-2008, 01:13 PM
I can relate to a point. Scariest bike I ever rode was my dad's pristine Gold Wing, even though he loved that thing. Felt like I had no control of it whatsoever - way more like a 2 wheeled car than a bike - and that feeling of not being in tune with the road scared the crap out of me. Never thought I'd think of a Harley FLH as a "small" bike until that experience. From that point forward, when dad wanted to go riding, I rode the Harley, he drove the Honda.

wawadave
11-08-2008, 05:17 PM
maybe it war rode by one of those evil cops you see in the movies.
or maybe not!
had a few machines over the years that satin must have owned before me...

Joe28
11-10-2008, 08:29 AM
I bet it was!:eek:
I had thought about getting the bike blessed, but figured, if it was, "bike of Satin", as soon as the holy water hit the paint, it'd boil up and ruin the finish!
Plus, then the bike would be [B]REALLY[B] pissed at me, and I'd be absorbed into the pavement, or something, screaming in agony, only to wind up in Hell, riding a moped!:eek:
not scared, but nervous Joe;)

wawadave
11-10-2008, 09:51 AM
hhhmmmm rideing a moped in hell might beat haveing to hitch hike there....

Jonez_z
11-11-2008, 08:28 PM
Hopefully the dude in italy is still ok? You ever check up on him?:D

Joe28
11-12-2008, 08:05 AM
No. I often wonder what became of the bike and if he feel the same way.:confused:
His father took care of getting the bike to him. I'm gonna believe because of the exchange rate, the ol' man was buying bikes and shipping them over to sell, If I not mistaken bikes they can't get easily over there, at least that was the jist of what he was saying.
I figured the old Latin saying, "let the buyer beware" fit this deal.
Maybe the Wing just HATED me?
Hey! I just got an idea for a bike gang, well not a bike gang but a Moped gang, (like the ones I saw when I was station in Germany in the 70's),
[I]Mopeds from Hell[I]
Kinda cool huh?:D
Joe
You can teach an old dogs new tricks. It's just that during class, he has to take a lot of bathroom breaks!;)

schlyme
11-12-2008, 02:09 PM
well i wouldn't call my gs possessed. but the guy that gave it to me said that once i get it running and on the road to do him a favor " just don't kill yourself" :o his words. i named her the monster. we'll see if she is or isn't.

m3dragon
12-16-2008, 01:54 PM
aren't all second hand CHP bikes "EVIL" ?

motocrossnut00
12-27-2008, 04:26 PM
good one

kschilk
12-27-2008, 04:50 PM
Formerly a cop's bike so naturally, it's loaded with bad Karma.