I was joking with the man.
I actually have a very good opinion of Nebraska and many of the people I have met there. In fact if they ever outlawed Winter I would consider moving to Nebraska, Wyoming, or South Dakota. Beautiful places! If I could afford two houses, I'd think about a summer place in those areas too. (But I can't.)
I didn't grow up on a farm, but I'm very familiar with the simple life, of hard work, and of not having squat and making do with very, very little.
I'm very familiar with being cold too. Phuque that.
Other then Tampa and Miami, (which is actually now a part of Cuba,) Florida is much more wilderness or farmland, and less concrete, then most people have any idea. Number 1 in citrus production, and number 2 in total vegetable production. And I just read 12th in cattle production. There are places where we have more rednecks, and less teeth, per square mile then just about any other state.
"There are lots of games and contests that involve the cow frisbees, some have even made it to network television."
Like I said man, playing with turds just isn't my thing.